Tada! Heavy Metal Chanel

Below my Heavy Metal Chanel project!

I like to imagine Karl Lagerfeld rocking out to Iron Maiden while adding spikes to his 1,000 dollar purses.

Pre-Fall 2010

Let's start off with Chanel.  Does Lagerfeld ever do any wrong? 
(Actually yes. Sorry S/S 2010, clogs will never be chic.)  But this 1930s Beijing inspired collection is fabulous!

Carolina Herrera: Never a big fan of flower print dresses, Herrera does dancing people instead. 

Narciso Rodriguez : Amazing structural minimalism

Oscar de la Renta: This is what I picture myself wearing when I'm 50.

Lastly, VERSACE.  For clothes I would wear right now... if I could afford them.

Trashy Classy Streethard Chanel

I was drifting through DSW with my best friend trying to find boots that did not include the letters Ugg when I came across a rather nondescript quilted leather chain purse.  Chanel first introduced the now famous quilted bag in 1955.  But I can't afford a real Chanel purse, so I've decided to make one.  Thankfully this Poppie Jones bag I found at DSW gives poor college students like me a chance to buy this style without paying the price.  But it's not like I'm fooling anybody.  The leather's cheap, the inside reeks, and there is no interlocking C's on the outside.  But this can be fixed by adding all the materials below.

                          

Making the Chanel logo out of studded spikes makes me feel beautiful and dirty rich.  Which is a good thing.  As Lagerfeld once said, "Vanity is the healthiest thing in life."

Boxing Ring + Bed = Genius!

One of the greatest ideas for a bed, the Boxing Ring Bed portrays the inevitable power struggle of sex.  But it's bright neon colors give it a playful twist.  Designed by Japanese architect Masanori Umeda in collaboration with Memphis, this piece is now on exhibit in Paris.  Even better is the fact that the god himself, Karl Lagerfeld, furnished his home with this bed as well as other pieces Memphis had created.  My favorite part has to be the four light bulbs on each corner; because isn't sex just a performance after all?